I am very confident in my heterosexuality.  I like girls.  But there are certain players who...well...I have a crush on.  Some strictly skills wise, others who I do find attractive, sort of.  But I came up with this idea from the disturbing parts of my mind. 

I did realize that I have at least one player to play a full XI.  So in a 4-2-3-1 formation, here is my Man-Crush team!

GK-Tim Howard

Being born in the United States means that I am a USMNT supporter.  The amount of times that Timmy has saved the team is worth a man crush alone.  This Tweet from Aaron says it all.

Left Back-Gareth Bale

I don't particularly like Spurs, but yeah, he's quite good.

Center Backs-James Collins & Alex

Ever since Alex scored that insane free kick in the Chelsea-Liverpool 4-4 Champion's League Quarterfinal, I've liked him as a player.  As for Collins...what can I say, I like gingers.

Right Back-Gary Neville

Just kidding.

Right Back-Daniel Alves

Basically, I don't want my team defending.

Center Mid-Marouane Fellaini

That afro does it for me.

Center Mid-Frank Lampard

Lamps has always been my favorite Non-Villan.  I know Kirsten will co-sign this one.

Left Wing-Lionel Messi

He's the best player in the world, if you don't have a man-crush on him as a player what are you watching.  Also I like legos.

Right Wing-Marc Albrighton

This is a Villa blog, do I need to explain myself.  Plus I made this.

Attacking Mid-Thomas Muller

This is the German heritage in me coming out.  I would love to see his Mannschaft.....I mean watch him play for the Mannschaft.  This is awkward.

Center Forward-Dirk Kuyt

Hawt.