Aston Villa vs. Bolton Wanderers Location: Villa Park Date: Saturday, December 10 Time: 15:00 GMT/7:00 PT/10:00 ET Records (W-D-L, +/-, Points, Place): Aston Villa 3-7-3, -1, 16, 8th Bolton Wanderers: 3-0-11, -15, 9, 18th

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Bolton Wanderers Starting XI:Jussi Jaaskelainen; Dedryck Boyata, Zatyiah Knight, Gary Cahill, Paul Robinson; Chris Eagles, Mark Davies, Darren Pratley, Tuncay Sanli; Kevin Davies, Ivan Klasnic

Bolton Bench:Bogdan, Steinsson, Muamba, Petrov, Ngog, Kakuta, O'Halloran

Aston Villa Starting XI: Brad Guzan, Alan Hutton, Richard Dunne, James Collins, Stephen Warnock; Marc Albrighton, Chris Herd, Stiliyan Petrov, Charles N'Zogbia; Gabby Agbonlahor; Darren Bent

Aston Villa Bench: Andy Marshall, Stephen Ireland, Nathan Delfounso, Emile Heskey, Ciaran Clark, Barry Bannan, Andreas Weimann

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