Adorable.

They make fun of the way Americans in general dress, and while my first inclination might be to take offense I remember that people here wear flip flops and sweatpants that say things like "SeXXXy Brat" across the butt to the grocery store. So, you win this one England.

There's only a brief snippet of Guzan defending himself against the charges and in it he is wearing what at first glance looks like a Seattle Mariners t-shirt but upon closer inspection is a black clock with teal hands. Which, in the defense of the folks saying he dresses terribly, is pretty terrible. We also learn that his size 13 feet make him-at least in the eyes of Gabriel Agbonlahor and Carlos Cuellar-incapable of ever dressing fashionably, which had me looking self consciously at my feet for about 15 minutes.

In other observations, Barry Bannan really does appear to be kind of a cocky little twerp.